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Think Your Wife Is A Crazy Bitch? Check Out This Broad
by Tommy Gimler Last night’s fourth quarter of the Heat-Bulls game was as exciting as it gets during a 37-point blowout. Upset with the pig shit referees, who more than ensured that Miami would not go...
View ArticleSan Antonio Vs. Miami: A Closer, More Disgusting Look
by Tommy Gimler Usually when we take a closer look at the two cities battling for a major sports championship, the filthier, more crime-ridden city pulls it out. Then again, we’ve only done this once...
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Ass Clown Joey Crawford Is Reffing Game 6 So Load Up On The Heat
by Tommy Gimler Need further proof that the NBA is more fixed than my wife’s purse dog? Joey Crawford, the ref who was once suspended for an entire postseason after ejecting Tim Duncan for laughing,...
View ArticleThe Best Part Of The NBA Finals Was This Jackass
by Tommy Gimler While the last two games of the NBA Finals did provide several moments of awesome, the end result was about as predictable as the half hour after making a late night Taco Bell run....
View ArticleThe DUD 2013 NBA Preview
by Tommy Gimler, Barry Murphy, and Mandatory’s Gary Dudak If you think that David Stern is going to let the Indiana Pacers win the championship in the final year of his regime, you’re a fucking idiot....
View ArticleO.J. Mayo Ties Shoes While On Defense, Sums Up The Milwaukee Bucks’ 2014...
by Tommy Gimler We haven’t talked very much about the Milwaukee Bucks this year, and that’s because they’re the Milwaukee Bucks. Apparently, even the guys who make up their roster could give two shits...
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The Last Time Greg Oden Started A Game…
by Tommy Gimler Serge Ibaka’s “attempt” to block a LeBron James’ throw down Thursday night left “The King” with a broken beak, and James will miss tonight’s game in Chicago against the Bulls as a...
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You Think We’re Sick? The Mavericks-Clippers Halftime Show Tonight Featured...
by Frank Rhombus If you want an entertaining NBA halftime show in your arena, then put a Chinese broad on a unicycle while she balances dishes. Put some trampolines underneath the baskets so a couple...
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Five Things You’ll See For Sure During This Weekend’s NBA Playoffs
by Tommy Gimler The NBA Playoffs are off to a pretty shocking start, almost as shocking the Buffalo Bills cheerleaders receiving instructions on how to clean out their hump holes. I mean, the Indiana...
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And Here We Have Draymond Green Calling A Female Ref A ‘F**king B*tch’
by Tommy Gimler There are obviously better ways to get a mega shoe deal than kicking other players in their dicks and telling a female ref she’s a “fucking bitch.” Apparently the only player on the...
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